YOU GOT A TOOTHACHE

You got a toothache? I don't care.
Cuz you wouldn't believe what I've seen.
Well, would you believe I'm blind as a batlike creature?
Maybe I'm not,
but that's besides the point.


Found objects and funny page wit
allow me to speak when spoken to.
And I tiptoe everso lightly round
and you're kidnapped unawares.
Yes indeed.